Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Bangalore's Finest - 01/03/13

Enjoying our coconuts
BEN - The hotel offers a complimentary Indian breakfast from 7-10 AM, which we completely missed.  Sleeping in felt incredible.  When we finally roused ourselves, we made our way down to the travel desk where we talked with a helpful woman about Bangalore's tourism.  We decided to hire the hotel's car and driver for 6 hours to show us some sites in the city.  We met our driver, Rafish, who spoke good English (and 8 other languages) and was very knowledgeable about the area.  HE told us about Bangalore, a city of 6 million people that has grown exponentially in the past 10 years due to the influx of the IT industries.   If you've called customer service and been diverted to India, you have talked to someone here.  Bangalore went from the 6th largest city in India to the 2nd. With this growth Bangalore is experiencing typical 'little town turned big-city' problems.  We also soon realized that it is not really a tourist destination.

We drove through the madness to reach our first stop for the day, the Bangalore Palace.  This was a giant, very European looking castle that used to house sultans, and apparently still houses someone from the royal lineage.  There was an audio tour that our driver told us to listen only to what we wanted to.  We buzzed through and saw the different ornate rooms and furniture (some made of elephant parts) and eventually made our way outside to walk through the gardens a bit.  We saw a giant bird perched and I asked our guide what kind it was.  He casually replied "an eagle," apparently they are very common here.  The sun was hot, so we returned to the car.  Both Gabby and I were hungry, so we asked our guide to recommend some food for lunch.  He took us to an out of this world Indian place where we had some of the best naan, mango lassies, and chicken tikka masala I've ever had.

Our next stop for the day was Bangalore's Botanical Gardens, a huge plot of manicured lawns and gardens smack dab in the middle of the polluted madness.  We strolled through the park as Rafish answered our questions about this and that.  The place was nice, but not exactly that unique of different than a park in the states.   I would have appreciated it more had we packed a lunch and just spent the day relaxing there.  It was also stiflingly hot.  The highlight for me was as we walked down one path, a pack of monkeys appeared.  We freaked out and started taking pictures and ooing and ahing at how close we were.  Rafish looked at us like we were aliens.  Apparently monkeys are pretty common too.
Bangalore Palace


During our drives from site to site, Rafish would stop at silk shops (all very fancy) which had some beautiful merchandise; rugs, clothes, pashminas, etc.  Everything was 100% cashmere.  As soon as the shop owners realized we were American, they would pull out the most expensive stuff they had.  This quickly became very frustrating.  We ended up buying a few gifts and Gabby even bought a beautiful, traditional silk Indian tunic.

We continued on to see the Bull Temple, the second largest Hindi bull in the world.  We had to remove our shoes and pay a small donation to walk into the ornately carved and colorful temple.  He we were blessed and each got a bindi (the red dot on our foreheads) as well as a flower to place on the temple somewhere.  The temple was very beautiful and had a mystical feel about it.  On our way out of the temple, we passed a guy selling coconuts.  These were not the traditional, brown-fuzzy-Hawaiian coconuts you would imagine; they were amorphous green coconuts.  The driver asked if we would like to try one, and we each sampled the treat.  The vendor took a large machete and carved a small hole for us to sip from with a straw.  The coconuts hold a surprising amount of liquid, and the juice was sweet and refreshing.  After we had sucked the juice down, the vendor split the coconut in half and carved us a little bowl and spoon from the shell with which we ate the slimy inside.  This was not as tasty, but a cool experience none the less.

Our final stop for the day was an ancient sultan's summer home.  The place was very peaceful and pretty tourist free.  We stood on the balcony where the king would listen to villager's requests and concerns and felt the cool wind blow through.  Not a bad spot for an office.  That concluded our 6 hours with Rafish, so we headed back to the hotel.  Since we still have some time in Bangkok we will probably use him again tomorrow to drive us around.  The whole day with him had cost us R1500 (about $30).  When we returned we had a nice at Aromas of India, flavorful and delicious once again before heading back to our wonderfully comfy bed.  We had a successful and fun first day in India by my standards.

Hello India - 01/02/2013

Traffic Nightmare
GABBY - Both Ben and I have no idea when this day started and the last one ended, so we will just say January 2nd started as we were leaving the Mumbai airport.  We finally boarded our plane around 7:00 am after spending a sleepless overnight in the airport.  Both of us fell fast asleep after we were safe and sound in our seats.  There’s something about sitting in an airplane seat that just puts you to sleep.  Maybe the flight attendants secretly release some kind of anesthesia in the air so they don’t have to deal with people.  The flight wasn’t nearly long enough for a sufficient sleep, but it was a nice nap.  When we got off the plane we picked up our luggage and found an airport taxi to take us to our hotel in the heart of Bengalore.  It was about a 40 km drive from the airport to the hotel.  I was not expecting the cleanliness that I was struck with on our ride.  The traffic was not terrible, the roads were paved and there wasn’t that much garbage on the sides of the roads.  10 minutes later we hit the mayhem.  Both Ben and I realized that there is about an 8 km radius outside the airport that is clean and much nicer because the airport is fairly new.  The city of Bengalore is still so far from the airport and hasn’t crept into its immediate space yet.  Once we were away from the airport we hit serious traffic and experienced the famed India driving.  Beeping is a totally normal act while you are driving.  If you do not beep your horn, you will most likely be involved in an accident.  When you beep, you are signaling to the other cars that you are there; in India honking is sort of like a “Hey, how’s it going” instead of an American “F*#K YOU!”  After many scared leg squeezes later, we reached Hotel 37 Crescent.
Best Indian food I have ever had!  
The staff was all incredibly warm and friendly upon our arrival, collecting our bags and showing us to our room. We couldn’t have asked for anything nicer.  The room was big with a comfy bed and free Wi-Fi!  We were both exhausted, but our tummies won the battle as we walked back downstairs to the Indian restaurant called Aromas of the South.  We gorged ourselves on the buffet, which tasted delicious.  Our favorite thing was a creamy vegetable stew, which managed to be sweet and savory all in one spoonful.  We ate that with freshly prepared spongy bread, like a pancake.  We rolled ourselves back up to our room, in our bed and under the covers for an afternoon snooze.  We woke up for dinner and sampled the other restaurant in the hotel, which was supposed to be Chinese.  It was Chinese food, but had a very obvious Indian influence.  After our dinner, we headed back to the room to enjoy our latest show of choice – Spartacus.  After our show, we fell asleep for the night in hopes of feeling rejuvenated again in the morning.     

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Public Displays of Flatulence - 01/01/13

A final look at Khotso


The flow is coming....
BEN - We woke up at the horrible hour of 3:30 AM after a few hours of sleep and very bleary-eyedly packed the last of our stuff, stumbled out of Ashanti, and met our cab at 4:00 AM.  We got to the airport, checked our bags in, got through security, boarded the plane, and were instantly asleep.  2 hours later we arrived in Johannesburg and had a 2 hour layover where our mission was to spend our remaining rand.  We bought some snacks for the plane and some African trinkets, and boarded a nice luxurious plane that would take us from Johannesburg to Mumbai, India in 9 hours.  The plane was almost brand new and we had a lot more space than on our previous long flight.   I (stupidly) never slept on the flight.  The movie selection was too enticing and I ended up watching a total of 4 films.   We got to Mumbai, left the plane, and were bussed to customs, which we passed without incident.  It was now about 1:00 AM, and when we went to the connecting flights desk, we learned it was closed and would be for quite some time.  An airline employee told us our best bet would be to simply go to the main departures desk, and handle our new check in there. We passed a few security checkpoints and boarded a bus that seemed to drive forever, circling the airport.  We eventually got to the Air India terminal, which we entered only to find everything shut down because it was the middle of the night.  We joined a bunch of Indian families on some uncomfortable benches and attempted sleep.  We stayed there for a few hours waiting for the check in desk to open.  I eventually gave up sleep and just started reading.  I was also able to withdraw my first bunch of rupees ($1=R 52).  Finally, the desks opened and we checked in and cleared security.  By this point we were both in foul moods and absolute zombies.  We found a little coffee shop to grab some much needed food.  We bought simple sandwiches that were nice and spicy.  While we were in line, an Indian man skipped in front of us and farted very loudly.   Gabby and I looked around, expecting everyone to start laughing, or crack a smile.  No such luck.  I guess public displays of flatulence are acceptable here?  Could be fun.  After our breakfast, we spent another uncomfortable hour waiting for our plane to board.

An Eclectic New Year's Eve - 12/31/2012

Dolled up for the New Year!

GABBY - Happy New Year’s Eve Day!  Yesterday, I packed some things to go home in two makeshift cardboard boxes from the hotel bar.  I wanted to send them off to my house so we didn’t have to lug all that stuff around.  We walked to the post office in the morning only to discover that the boxes couldn’t have any writing on the side.  We needed tape and paper to cover the entirety of the boxes.  Ben left in search of tape, while I stayed with the packages and became increasingly annoyed that the post office didn’t have packing tape that we could use.   Eventually the post man took pity on me, took the packages, combined them into one, wrapped it in brown paper and taped it shut.  Ben got back as they were finishing up with it.  I selected the Land Mail shipping method, which should get the package to Barto in 2 months.  After the post office, 
Ben and I hailed a cab and told them to drive to Woodstock.  We were in search of The Kitchen’s Love Sandwiches.  We hit Main Road and focused our efforts on the store signs to our left.  It’s always hard to find this place so I wasn’t too worried when we went passed the spot where it was supposed to be and had to turn around.  On our turn around we still didn’t see the cream colored sign with brown writing.  I read out the address from the business card I kept in my wallet for 2 years.  We zeroed in on its exact address, but The Kitchen was nowhere to be found.  Ben and I were confused because we had just been there 2 months ago before we left for the Garden Route.  They definitely weren’t there, though.  We were both pretty bummed because we were really looking forward to those incredibly, mouth-watering, Love Sandwiches.  We took the same cab all the way to Camps Bay Beach.  The wind was whipping today, even away from the ocean, but we still wanted a little bit of a beach day.  When we stepped out of the cab, the wind hit us hard.  We walked down towards the water and behind some boulders to try and find some protection from the forceful wind.  We sat there for awhile reading and eating our brunch of Woolworth’s fruit, yogurt, and donuts.  The unrelenting waves were crashing down with vigor.  The white spray was flying off the tips of the waves before tumbling down towards the sandy shore.  Ben and I were ready to find some shelter and substantial food, so we packed up our stuff and walked down towards the beach and off of the boulders.  The beach was completely deserted, the wind having kept people away.  I still didn’t really understand it until a big gust of wind occurred.  The particles of sand were carried by that gust and shot at incredible speeds into our bodies.  I can now say that I never want to be in a sandstorm unless I am in some kind of sturdy shelter.  We had to climb over big sandy hills to reach the restaurants in Camps Bay.  These hills were the worst because the wind would come over top and make it impossible to move up them without experiencing searing pain.  I couldn’t believe how painful those tiny particles of sand could be.  We finally made it to the main road of Camps Bay and were able to get off the beach.  We settled on a place called The Grand Café because it looked like they served light lunches.  While we were waiting for the menus, I attempted to rid my scalp of the thick layer of sand particles that had accumulated after our run in with the sandstorm.  I could have played the Basket Case from the Breakfast Club perfectly.  We ordered a sandwich and a wrap with some French Fries.  I had never been there before, but the food was delicious and the place had a really cute, quaint feel.  After we ate, we caught a cab and headed back to Ashanti Lodge to pack up our bags.  I wasn’t in the mood to pack, so I wrote in my journal and took a short nap, while Ben packed up his bag.  We had finally gotten in touch with Corinne and had a plan of attack for the night.  We were going to meet at Long and Strand Street around 4:00 and grab half price sushi and cocktails at one of my favorite Waterfront restaurants, Sevruga.  

What a Crew
Ben and I set off out of Ashanti around 3:30 and were the first ones there waiting on the corner.  We got talking to two black guys.  They were trying to convince us that they could give me some security if I ever needed it.  Just as I was getting done and a little uncomfortable with the situation, I spotted Corinne and her boyfriend crossing the street towards us.  We hugged and Corinne introduced us to the mysterious Joost that we had heard so much about for 3 weeks in Addo.  He was tall and broadly built and had long, stringy hair.  He is a drummer in a heavy metal band.  He tours all around the world, apparently, but also has a desk job when he’s not touring.  It was really nice to see Corinne and to be in a group in Cape Town.  Before we started walking, she told us that there was another couple coming to meet us.  Apparently she had met the guy in Orange Elephant and he was going to be in Cape Town the same time as all of us.  We waited there for a couple of minutes until we saw a younger guy walking towards us, covered in tattoos.  There was a blonde girl next to him that sort of looked like Tricia, from Bucknell.  We all shook hands and exchanged nationalities (2 Germans, 2 Dutch, 2 Americans) and headed towards the Waterfront.  Ben and I walked with Corinne and got caught up on all of the drama in Addo.  We talked about Hazel and Randy leaving and snuffing Corinne towards the end, Sarel’s departure, the subsequent firing of the 2 German girls, the opening of Thirsty Herds, and Corinne’s eventual and inevitable tearful goodbye.  We told her about Khotso and tried not to let on how much more comfortable we felt there than at Orange Elephant, but it was sort of obvious.  We finally reached Sevruga and found that it was closed due to a private reservation.  I was so bummed!  I specifically didn’t get sushi for lunch so I could get sushi for dinner!  The Kitchen was closed and now Sevruga, our last chance for sushi before leaving South Africa.  Bummer.  Joost and the other dude were totally fine with it since they were apparently avid sushi haters.  We decided to have a seat at the outdoor patio of Mitchell’s Brewery (my parents’ favorite place).  We ordered some of Mitchell’s own craft beer and started our night early.  We ended up ordering appetizers and 3 pizzas to split with the whole table.  The rest of the night was spent ordering more beer, shooters, and shots until the entire table was silly and raucous.  We played a quiet drinking game of fingers, which was fun.  We also got into a weird phase where we took ridiculous pictures of each other for awhile.  Around 11:00 Ben and I weaseled our way out of going back to Joost and Corinne’s place with the rest of the crew.  They were pressuring us hard, but my firm, rational side said, “no”.  We had to catch a 7:00 AM flight to Johannesburg and then to India the very next day.  We had already arranged a 4:00 AM cab pick-up from our hostel to the airport.  I knew it wasn’t going to be fun, but staying out and drinking more would make it even less so.  We hugged, said our goodbyes, and got a cab back to Ashanti Lodge for a short snooze knowing that before long, the dreaded sound of Ben’s watch alarm would ring to wake us.         

Gluttony – 12/30/12

A Cape Town sunset behind Lion's Head
South African McDonalds condiment policy

BEN - We woke up searching for a good breakfast, so we walked the length of Long Street until we found a busy place that was serving food (the whole town seemed to still be hung over from the Saturday night).  We found a bustling little café called Lola’s which had a diverse, somewhat fancy breakfast menu.  I feasted on some solid Eggs Benedict and a fruity milkshake; just what I needed.  We decided to walk a bit further down Long and go to Green Market Square, a giant maze of markets full of trinkets and African crafts, also the prime spot to work on your haggling skills.  Gabby went a bit nutso, buying a bunch of gifts, not to be mentioned here in case their recipients are reading.  I didn’t really see anything of interest until just as we were leaving.  I found a wood carving of Africa with each country labeled in dark wood.  I’ve discovered that I really enjoy maps (especially ones rendered in unique ways), and this one was cool.  I was able to bargain down from R180 (about $22) to R125 (about $15); not bad.  After our shopping excursion, we decided to be lazy and head back to our backpackers.  We haven’t really had any actual off days from the backpackers and both yearned to just chill for a bit.  To really emphasize our American laziness, we decided to stop at a nearby McDonald’s, and get burgers to go.  We very happily and proudly (but also a bit guiltily) sat in our room, scarfed down our Big Macs, and watched some more Homeland.   It was a wonderful, relaxing day and reminded us of a lazy day at home.  We were stuffed, and didn’t even end up eating dinner, just holing up in our tiny room, watching movies, and sleeping.

Reminiscent Meals - 12/29/12



Coco Wah Wah!
GABBY - We woke up at a relatively early hour and set off to start our day.  Our first stop was to the post office to relieve Ben of a hefty package.  We both put some presents, clothes, and books that we acquired during our time in South Africa in the big box.  It should get to the Ramseyer household in a month or two – just hope it gets there at some point.  After the post office, we headed to Rondebosch for a reminiscent meal.  I have talked up tramazzinis with Ben ever since we arrived in South Africa.  We have tried different ones along the way, but none have measured up to that of Coco Wah Wah.  We sat down at an outside table, one that I frequently visited during my semester studying abroad.  Coco Wah Wah is a popular place for students studying abroad because it’s an internet café that serves delicious food in large quantities for a relatively cheap price.  I got my “usual” tramazinni, a foccacia bread sandwich filled with mozzarella cheese, feta, sundried tomatoes and spinach.  Ben tried an avocado, bacon, mozzarella and feta tramazzini.  Both were served with potato wedges and left us feeling full and satisfied.  I’m convinced that they serve the best tramazzinis in the world.  After our brunch, we headed farther outside of Cape Town to Claremont.  We were going to spend a little time in the Claremont Cavendish mall.  We were also hoping to get to see a movie in the mall’s movie theater.  We hopped in a mini bus and headed to Claremont.  I was a bit out of touch with my Cape Townian self and completely passed the mall.  We ended up going all the way to the end of the line, which forced us to jump in another mini bus back towards Cape Town.  I was frustrated with my lack of knowledge, but I guess I’m just a little rusty on the mini bus routes after 2 years.  We eventually made it to the mall.  We bolted to the theater to see what our options were.  The Hobbit, Cloud Atlas, Les Miserables, and Skyfall were our top 4 movies of choice that we wanted to see.  The Hobbit and Skyfall were the only two in the theaters.  Ben wanted to see both, so I made the decision and went with The Hobbit.  We sort of lost ourselves for a bit in the theater, as we thought we could be anywhere.  It’s not like there are signs saying you’re in South Africa, the theater was a normal movie theater that could have easily been in Pennsylvania or New Jersey.  It was sort of comforting watching the movie because it’s one of our favorite things to do in the States together.  After The Hobbit, which was awesome and short lived seeing as it was only Part 1, we shopped around the mall for a little bit.  We wanted to catch a mini bus before night time, so we jumped in and took it all the way to the mini bus station, which is also the bus terminal.  I told Ben that I thought it was possible for us to walk back to our backpackers from where we were.  We walked through some pretty sketchy alleys before coming across the Company Gardens.  It was a good 30 minute walk, but we made it back to Ashanti Lodge, no problem.  We Skyped with our families for a bit, which was great.  Ben was able to talk to his family during their family Christmas, which meant he was passed around so that everyone could get a word in.  His Aunt Laurie was recently married to a wonderfully caring man named Jim, so it was nice for Ben to be able to give our congratulations.  While Ben was Skyping, I was trying (and failing) to get in touch with Corinne, our friend and co-volunteer from Orange Elephant in Addo.  I told her to meet us at Addis, an Ethiopian restaurant on Long Street if she got my Facebook message.  Later on, we left Ashanti to go grab some food at Addis and potentially meet up with Corinne.  Both Ben and I were psyched about going to this particular restaurant – 1 because it serves incredibly delicious, mouth watering Ethiopian food and 2 – because it was the first dinner I took Ben and Joel (Ben’s dad) to when they came to visit me 2 years ago.  We sat down in the small, low to the ground, wooden chairs and pondered what to order.  A bottle of wine was first on our list, for sure.  Then we went with a number of items consisting of lentils, chicken, lamb, chickpeas, beans, and prawns.  

Ethiopian date night with a lovely date...
Ethiopian is the best kind of food out there because you eat everything with your hands!  You are seated really low to the ground and close to the table.  Then, they give you large piece of spongy bread that covers the circumference of the table.  When the food is ready, they pour out the different dishes on that spongy bread (I don’t know the name, Joel would know).  Along with that food, you are served with rolls of that same spongy bread (looks like rolls of toilet paper) that you tear off and scoop up the different food with.  Everything tastes so fresh and I swear the food tastes better because the experience is so unique and you’re eating with your hands.  Ben and I enjoyed an incredible meal fused with animated conversation.  We ended up walking out of there 3 hours later sans Corinne.  Somehow we would need to meet up with her, but it wasn’t going to be today.  

Maybe Next Time - 12/28/12

Mini bus madness


Whale Tale Ale, a delicious Cape Town specialty
BEN - We finally rolled into Cape Town at around noon after 30 hours on the bus.  We arrived at the central bus station, buzzing with cabs, busses, and people.  We quickly found a cab driver a haggled a fair price for the trip to our backpackers; Ashanti Gardens.  We walked into a nice, large place where we were greeted at reception by a girl from Scranton, Pennsylvania.  Very weird.  By this time we were walking zombies, so we checked into our small room and plopped on the bed for a much needed three hour nap.  When we woke, we decided to walk Long Street which is not far from our hostel.  We walked for a bit and checked out some of the touristy shops before heading to Royale for our first real meal in 2 days.  We feasted on an incredible burger, sweet potato fries, and milkshakes; very delicious.  Again we felt zombieish, so we decided to call it a night.  On the walk back home, a nefarious looking man approached us and told me to give him all my money.    He said “let me show you my knife,” and brandished the screwdriver part of a Swiss Army Knife.  I told him to go away, brushed him aside, and walked away.  He ashamedly yelled after us, “Ok, well, maybe next time!”  What a mugger.  We finally retreated to our room and watched Homeland, an immediately addicting show.  Sleep came quickly; a mattress has never felt so good.

Greyhound Bus Ride - 12/27/12



Bet you can't guess who the Asshole is
Road away from Khotso
GABBY - We woke up this morning dreading the day ahead of us.  It was going to be at least a 25 hour bus ride from Kokstad to Cape Town, which we both just weren’t prepared for.  We went to the Wimpy Bar for an egg breakfast before checking out of our rondawel.  We waited in the hotel lobby for the Greyhound bus until about 10:40.  The bus arrived on schedule at 10:50, but didn’t leave until 11:10 or so.  We parked ourselves in the our front row seats and tried to get comfy.  The Greyhounds are pretty much exactly the same as the Greyhounds in the States, so clean and nice.  It’s still not a place you want to be for 25 hours.  It was a typical bus ride despite its length.  Ben and I tried to sleep, but being stuck in the same seat for so long is just the worst.  We got off at every stop just to move around and grab some drinks and/or food.  From my state of delirium, I can remember passing through places like Mthatha, Port Alfred, Grahamstown, and Port Elizabeth.  Yes, this day ends with us still bumping along, wriggling and squirming trying to find any semblance of comfort in our front seats.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Farewell Khotso - 12/26/12

The final ride


BEN - Today is our last day at Khotso.  I expected a day of packing and relaxed goodbyes.  Of course, this was not to be so.  When I emerged from our room this morning, I found a frazzled Steve.  There were numerous rides going out (all with Zulu guides) and he had a truck coming to collect about 35 sheep.  He asked me if I could help with this.  I said sure, having no idea what to expect.  I put on my duck boots and headed out to the field.  I arrived to hear Steve being scolded by the sheep guy because he did not have a proper sheep loading ramp.  This meant we would have to catch the sheep, pick them up by shoulder height (these were sheep that had been plumped up the entire year for the Christmas season), and plop them onto the truck.  Let me tell you, I have never had such an intense workout in my life.  45 minutes later, covered in sweat, blood, sheep spit, and wool the sheep were all loaded.  Steve and I stood there in shock as the truck drove off, I think both suffering from PTSD and breathing hard.  I had flashbacks of 80 pound, strong, kicking legs at my face, Steve gutterly screaming.  I walked back to the backpackers after some bonding with Steve, and everyone fell silent and looked with wide horrified eyes at me.  My white shirt was now brown and I had all kinds of stuff smeared all over my face.  What a hangover cure.  After a shower and 
What will he do without us?
some food, I was able to pack up my stuff from our bedroom.  Candice and Steve came down to give us Christmas/thank you presents.  Steve offered for each of us to take an authentic Steve Black gnome hat (we took green and yellow) and gave us a beautiful oil canvas depicting Zulu people dancing and making music.  It was an unbelievably kind gesture.  We said our goodbyes to all who were present, which was unfortunately none of the Zulu staff, and loaded up the car.  Gabby had spent the majority of the morning packing Steve’s presents to the staff, and was also able to write a heartfelt goodbye and thank you letter to each of them.  Saying goodbye to Steve was the toughest part.  He is a great guy and we will both miss him a lot.  We offered him stay in the US if he and Lulu ever want it.  We got in the car and left Khotso in the rearview.  It has been an excellent month and a half, and we couldn’t have asked for a better experience.   Gareth drove us the hour and a half to Kokstad.  The drive was quite beautiful (even saw a few rainbows).  We reached the bus stop which was at a gas station/travel center.  We had booked a night in the hotel next doo, but we found it close due to Boxing Day.  The security guard had to check us in and show us our room.  We opened the door and were so relieved.  We had a nice rondaval with bathroom and comfy bed.  Be plopped down happily and watched a movie.  For dinner we went over to Wimpy Burger (a fast food place) and had a pretty decent meal.  Afterwards Gabby and I took turns taking bathes, my first in a long time.  It was a very strange feeling not to be worrying about guests and their happiness, and simply relaxing.

A Merry Khotso Christmas - 12/25/12



Christmas morning church service
GABBY - Merry Christmas!  Ben and I woke up and immediately exchanged our meager display of Christmas gifts.  Ben’s present of pajamas was incredible, which I was wearing as we opened gifts.  I gave Ben the present he already knew (voucher for a case of Chicory Stout) and a book, “The Last Rhino”, which was by the same author that wrote a book he had enjoyed in Addo.  After we had finished opening presents, we heard a honking car horn coming from Steve.  Steve, Steve’s mom, Kathy, Ben and I decided to attend an Anglican church service in the morning.  Steve was in quite a state, singing common church hymns in Afrikaans and working his mother up until she scolded him.  He was being so hilarious and put us in a good mood immediately.  Kathy told us that the church service might not be in English because they switch off between Afrikaans, Zulu and English every year.  We pulled up to a quaint, stone, church, which was beautiful and old.  Steve sat us all in the back row because as he said, “this is where the bad kids sit”.  There wasn’t an organ playing, which I missed, but only a piano , which was being played by a younger woman.  The pianist was singing and playing.  She was decent, but I think she thought she was Alicia Keys – a little too poppy for a Christmas morning service.  I was clearly being over-judgey, perhaps there was also a little jealousy mixed in there since if I were home I’d be singing with Amy at our church service.  The service was in English this year, which was nice because we could follow it a bit better.  I really wanted to go to church to sing Christmas carols, but the only one we sang was O Holy Night.  The rest were all contemporary Christian songs that really didn’t do it for me.  We didn’t even sing Silent Night!  After the sermon, we took communion.  Steve informed us that we would be slipping out after communion because you had to go outside of the church after taking communion and reenter from the back.  It was a perfect way to escape without being obvious.  We knelt down, tipped our heads back and were served with…sherry?!?!  I was expecting some red wine, but was greeted by a jolt of sweet sherry instead.  We snuck out and left before the service was done.  I would have stayed, but Steve was set on cutting out early.  We drove back to Khotso, collected Martin from the backpackers and went up to the top house for some mince pies and tea.  I had never heard of a mince pie, but I just assumed it was a meat pie, mince being ground beef.  In actuality, they are small pastries stuffed with a sort of raisin jam.  I ate mine, but Ben wasn’t thrilled with the taste.  We made a game plan for getting Christmas lunch out at a reasonable time.  Ben and I returned to the backpackers to put tablecloths down and spruce the place up a bit.  Steve and his family came down a little later bringing the carved turkey and gammon.  We had a whole spread out for Christmas lunch including Ben’s potato salad, sliced gammon and turkey, baked beans (cold and hot), salad, and bread.  Martin was eating with us as well as a mother and daughter staying in the rondawels.  Looking around it was a very unconventional array of people present at the lunch.  It ended up being festive and friendly.  Kathy even bought crackers for everyone to open, which got the place popping!  After lunch, we all retired to our subsequent chambers for a dos, or siesta before rallying again for a Christmas dinner of leftovers.  Ben and I watched a movie and relaxed a bit together, which was nice.  Around 4:00 Ben broke out the brandy and Cokes!  We played some cards together getting silly and giggly.  
Steve's mom - too cute!
A little later we headed up to the top house for dinner and continued Christmas drinking.  After some time of drinking wine and conversing, Martin broke out a bottle of tequila.  We drank and enjoyed the leftovers from Christmas lunch.  We were engaging in lively conversation until Kathy asked Ben and me why we weren’t home for Christmas.  I told her that it would be amazing if I could just teleport back to Barto, PA for the day.  Martin busted into the conversation trying to tell me that this is exactly where I wanted to be on Christmas.  He said that later on I would grow to love experiencing new places and that today was just another day.  I argued with him and told him that I wouldn’t ever grow out of wanting to be with my family on Christmas or any day for that matter.  The conversation bounced back and forth like this for a couple minutes making everyone else a little uncomfortable and me more and more heated.  I didn’t want to back down, so I said a parting comment and walked out of the room.  I needed a minute to calm down, in which time I proceeded to break down.  I was proud that I was able to compose myself in a timely manner and head back to the table.  Ben could tell that I had been upset and gave me a knowing/loving look before helping to defer the conversation in a different direction.  How bout’ them Eagles?  After that whole pointless conversation I just wanted to head back to the backpackers so that I could talk to my family on the phone.  Steve let us make a phone call to each of our parents, which we were both incredibly grateful for.  It felt so good for both of us to hear the voices of family on Christmas.  Of course, I cried to my parents and Ame and told them about Martin and his ignorance.  Ben told me that he felt that Martin was trying to justify why he was away from home and essentially alone on Christmas.  I tend to agree with him and tried not to let it ruin the whole day.  After we had important and loving conversations with both sets of families we decided to call it a night.  Martin busted into the backpackers, loud and drunkenly babbling about something.  He ended up smoking a cigarette on a bench outside and puking up his impressive amount of tequila.  Gross.  I must say, I was super happy that this day had passed, not something I thought I would ever say about Christmas.  I learned two valuable things today:  1. I don’t ever want to be away from home for the holidays again and  2.  I will never grow out of my family.  

Homesick for the Holidays - 12/24/12

Gabby and Jackie in the early morning light


BEN - Martin requested to get up early and go for a sunrise horse ride so that he could take pictures in the early morning light, so Gareth volunteered to lead the trip.  Gabby and I thought this sounded like a cool idea and were able to jump on as well.  At about 6 we trotted off in the crisp morning air.  Martin is a very large man, and had the biggest horse on the farm, but did not love the saddle, so our pace was quite slow.  This was fine by me, as it gave me ample opportunity to snap some good silhouettes of Gabby on horseback against the sky.  We ambled our way all the way up to Eland Peak and back down (along a route I hadn’t taken before).  We returned to the backpackers just in time to make some breakfast.  After all the rides were successfully sent out, Gabby and I caught a lift into town with Steve’s sister, mother, and Martin.  We first went to the Grind for some lunch, but more importantly, the internet.  I was able to Skype with my parents.  Just as their faces appeared, torrential rain started pouring down mixed with hail, causing chaos on the tin roof.  This made half of our conversation shouting and repeating things, but it was still refreshing to see their faces and talk to them on Christmas Eve.  It really is strange to not be there, and miss our Christmas Eve traditions; church, Indian dinner, ringing in Christmas Day, etc.  Talking to them made me a bit homesick.  Gabby was also able to chat with her family.  

Gabby follows Gareth through the farm

After the Grind, we headed to Spar for grocery shopping.  The place was mayhem.  Lines stretched way into the store’s aisles, and the place was a mess; stuff strewn every which way.  In Steve’s ever colorful opinion, all the Zulu people get paid around Christmas and immediately blow all of their cash on food and booze.  I had to do the beer shopping to restock the backpackers, which meant heading into Tops, the liquor store.  The place was a madhouse, drunk guys dropping bottles and the stench of alcoholic sweat was rank in the air.  Its sad to see poor men drunk, buying expensive bottles of booze, while their wife and children stand outside and wait with almost nothing in their grocery basket.  After we finally waded through the mass of humanity we headed back to Khotso for dinner.  Gabby made an awesome meal of salad, sweet potatoes, and roast chicken covered in a Dijon mustard cream sauce.  I was at first skeptical of the Dijon, but it was extremely tasty.  I covered everything in it.  Merry Christmas!

The Healing Power of Blue's Pool - 12/23/12



Blue's Pool
GABBY - I was in charge of pretty much catering to Martin for all of his food needs since he had no car and no groceries.  Martin and the German couple were all interested in breakfast after I told them that I would be making breakfast burritos with the leftover tortillas from Mexican Night.  Not trying to brag, but they were bangin’!  Scrambled eggs with caramelized onions, cheese, tomatoes, and avocado.  Obviously Ben and I topped it off with some sweet Thai chilli.  It was a scrumptious way to begin our morning, if I do say so myself.  Today we had people on rides almost every second of the morning.  It was clear we were in the midst of the holiday season with people off of work and school and with lots of free time on their hands.  Ben and I were able to successfully schedule everyone’s rides without any complaints, so it was a good day for us.  I had some time in the room alone, just cleaning and making the bed, which sparked a Christmas thought.  It dawned on me that the perfect gift for me would have been pajamas in accordance to my family’s Christmas Eve tradition.  Every year, my parents get Amy and me pajamas to sleep in on Christmas Eve so we can wake up in a present and open all our Christmas presents in our new pajamas.  It’s simple, but it’s something that means a lot to me.  I ran out into the living room where Ben was reading and told him that I thought of a gift for me that would be meaningful.  I saw in his eyes that he had got me pajamas.  I had a serious breakdown.  I was so happy and so sad at the same time.  I am so lucky to have someone in my life that cares enough about me to listen.  He knew that that would be the gift that wouldn’t necessary cost the most, but would be priceless to me.  I was so happy and thankful for him, but it made me miss Christmas at home so much.  It was a bit of a rough mid-morning, but since it was scorching hot outside, we decided to hike to Blue’s Pool for a dip.  It was a great way to clear my head and enjoy the beautiful, sunny day.  It was just Ben and me in the pool, which was a lot of fun and gave us some time to flirt.  Ben jumped from the high point a bunch of times.  I still hadn’t jumped and Ben was set on having me take the plunge.  I looked at the water from the top of the platform, which seemed a lot higher than it did looking up from the water.  He 
jumped in first and treaded water waiting for me to jump.  It took me a good couple of minutes, but eventually I leapt into the air and to the water and beaming Ben below.  He was so proud and held me close in the pool, which felt really nice.  A 3 hour ride made their way to the pool, while we were still there, which was a bit of a mood killer.  Some of them jumped off the platform.  I jumped one more time before Ben and I thought it best to head back.  We were both in great moods, which quickly made an unfortunate turn for the worst when Ben stumbled upon a Christmas present that I had gotten him.  I left the Word Document of a little voucher that I had made for him.  I asked my parents to buy a case of Ben’s favorite seasonal beer, Dogfish Head Chickory Stout.  He saw it and I lost it again.  I was so frustrated at myself for leaving it up and out in the open for him to see.  I was just feeling super emotional and fragile, so this little thing set me off into another sobfest.  Ben tried to calm me down again, which helped a lot.  A little while later, Steve and Garreth came barreling into the backpackers wanting to know if Ben and I wanted to go on a horse ride to Blue’s Pool.  I guess Blue’s Pool was my pick-me-up activity for the day after every breakdown.  We got on our riding gear and headed down to the Tack Room.  I had requested Jackie, which was my horse for the Lesotho trip.  Steve was on Pixie, Garreth on his horse Apache, and Ben on Storm.  We all set out cantering down the path.  Almost immediately we took off into a full out gallop.  It was so freeing to be sprinting along the farm and up on the mountain plains towards Blue’s Pool.  Jackie followed Pixie (Steve).  It was my first time riding with Steve and it couldn’t have gone better.  Ben’s horse was in last and dragging as usual.  He always gets the lazy horses, which sucks because I know he wants to haul ass.  Eventually we reached Blue’s Pool.  I was filled with this feeling that I could do anything (lots of adrenaline).  I jumped off the high platform giving little thought to how high it was above the water!  It was an amazing ride, which was all too short seeing as the only people running the backpackers and farm were out riding horses.  
Guess who's the Asshole
We got back to the backpackers, showered and changed for dinner.  I felt a lot better after clearing my head for the second time.  I gave little thought to Christmas for the rest of the day, which was probably for the best.  All of Steve’s family, including his sister Kathy, brother-in-law Darren, and mother showed up for dinner.  His mom is unfortunately suffering from a progressed Alzheimer’s, which is always sad to see.  Darren was eager to take the dinner reins and braiied up all of the meat.  Ben and I were only in charge of the salad, which I was able to toss quickly.  The German couple was playing cards, so Ben and I joined in and learned their mindless Uno-like card game.  Then we taught them a drinking card game called Asshole, which involves hats and rules depending on which place you come in after each round.  We must have played 60 rounds, drinking as we played.  The rules got more and more ridiculous and so did the tower of hats worn by the asshole.  We were definitely the entertainment for the older crowd, as they found our antics quite amusing.  Despite my breakdowns, the day turned out to be one of my favorites at Khotso. 

Mexican Night - 12/22/12



Steve and his pride and joy, Sani Springs

Martin and I enjoying Gabby's cooking (not the Mexican meal)
BEN - This morning was another day of catering to guests and a bunch of rides.  I went to town with Steve.  He did the shopping (and actually forgot a bunch of stuff) while I headed over to the stationary shop to print the pamphlets I had made.  The owner of the shop was there, and again was extremely helpful getting the sizing/formatting of the pamphlet correct.  After almost an hour of tweaking, we got it right and printed 100 color copies of the pamphlet.  They look awesome; another cool tool for the backpackers to use.  After I finished I headed to meet Steve.  We also picked up Martin, a guest who would be staying with us through Christmas and was leaving the Sani Lodge Backpackers because he had such a lousy time there.  He was looking for a place with a better feel and atmosphere.   Martin is a large man in his fifties from Bristol, England.  He works in the theater industry.  Martin had the typical limey-bastard British demeanor, but was decent enough company.  Time will tell.  We returned and got Martin settled into his room.  Another young German couple arrived as well and were very nice.  Steve’s sister and her husband also arrived bringing all the missing groceries.  Gabby decided to whip up some enchiladas while I was in charge of the guacamole.  The meal was one of my favorites we have made so far.  All the company was good and the enchiladas were bangin’.  Amazing.  We went to sleep happily with full stomachs.

Whiskey Slaps - 12/21/2012

The Bean Pod


Agreeing on the rules
GABBY - This morning we woke up damp and cold after a rainy night of sleeping.  Miraculously, I woke up before Ben around 5:30 am and read my book outside for awhile.  It was a gorgeous morning and the mountains looked radiant from the picnic bench where I was sitting.  I eventually saw movement and heard Ben stirring from the Bean Pod (my new name for Ben’s tent).  We packed up the tent and all of our wet gear and headed toward the Park’s Board to meet Steve.  He picked us up in the Land Cruiser shortly after and promptly began filling us in on the new guests that had arrived.  It’s crazy how out of the loop you can feel after being away from the farm/backpackers for just one night.  We picked up some of the Drak Gardens Zulu guys who work at the farm every Friday.  When we returned to the backpackers, we were greeted with many unfamiliar faces of guests that had stayed the previous night.  It took them awhile to realize that Ben and I were the people they needed to talk to for anything related to the backpackers.  We met 2 American girls, Alyssa and Doreh.  Alyssa is from Oregon and Doreh from Maine.  Both girls were working in the Peace Corps and had already served half of their time, one year.  We also met a Dutch couple who seemed friendly enough.  Felix and company had checked in the day before we left.  They were 4 young, kind of douchey German guys who were staying for one more night.  We went into town with Steve to get some food for dinner.  It looked like we were going to have big numbers, so we did what we always do for big numbers: braii.  We started the fire outside early, which meant that the bar was open early.  It was a nice late afternoon of socializing, drinking and getting to know one another.  I talked to the 2 American girls, who were also in their early 20’s.  They both had pretty short hair and informed me that they had shaved their heads during their first year in the Peace Corp.  So freaking cool!  Aileen (my best friend from studying abroad in Cape Town) and I talked about doing it when we were studying abroad, but never had the balls to actually go through with it.  As the night progressed and darkness fell, the younger crowd decided to play a few drinking games.  While Ben and I were doing dishes, we heard some loud cracks from the main room.  That could only mean one thing – Whiskey Slaps!  Whiskey Slaps is a camp favorite and is pretty self explanatory.  You take a swig of whiskey straight from the bottle, which is then followed by a slap in the face by another person as your chaser.  It certainly draws your attention away from the taste of whiskey and to the pain in your face.  Admittedly not my favorite game, but Doreh, Ben and I bonded over an American classic.  After a bunch of painful slaps, we settled on a freshman year favorite: Kings.  Kings is not quite such a physical game, but quickly turned aggressive and vulgar.  The group consisted of the 4 German guys in Felix’s party, the 2 American girls, Ben and me, and a Dutch guest.  It was actually a really great time filled with lots of laughter and rapidly flowing booze.  After all 52 cards had been accounted for, the game fizzled and so did the party.  Ben and I fell asleep a little worse for the wear after a fun night with some younger guests.  

Rhino's Peak - 12/20/12

Pillar Cave

BEN - We woke up very early and were delivered some exciting news.  Alistair is gone!   He rode his bike to Durban and is off the farm.  We won’t have to deal with him again.  Anyway, Steve had to drop some horses off at Drakensberg Gardens and wanted to get it done early, so we helped him load the horses into the truck, and left at about 5:30.  We drove the big horse trailer up the windy Drakensburg Gardens Road, all our things packed for a hike, and night of braiing/camping.  We were taking off for the night.  Woohoo!  The only down side was that we had a cooler and a whole bunch of crap, but since the horse box was on the truck, there was no way for Steve to maneuver it all the way to the Park’s Board and base of the hiking trail.  However, in a pure stroke of good luck Candice was at the Drakensburg Garden’s Entrance and offered to drive us up.   We couldn’t thank her enough.  Had we had to carry all our gear up to the trail head and campsite, we would have been too tired to achieve any part of our goal; Rhino’s Peak. 

Rhino’s Peak is a 10 hour hike and is supposed to be very challenging (and requires perfect weather).  It was a lofty goal, but we figured we’d give it a shot; awesome if we made it, still a cool hike if we didn’t.  Candice dropped us off and we went to the campground where we set up my little tent and chucked all our dinner stuff inside.  We paid the small fee for our little piece of heaven; it was an incredible view of the mountains outside our tent flaps.  We set off in the sunny morning across the grassy plains headed for the mountains, the rhino’s horn looming large overhead.  The hike started our hearts pumping as we followed a wide river up a gradually ascending mountain valley.  The terrain wasn’t steep, but a slow consistent climb that kept you working.  We had to get our feet wet or rock hop over a few different river crossings.  Eventually we reached a steep incline where we heard water running.  This was the first landmark we would reach; Pillar Cave, aptly named due to the large rock pillar seemingly holding up the entrance of the cave.   The cave was a nice cool spot away from the sun.  We sat and looked out over the valley, the cave was an amazing perch.  After some pictures we continued on, actually descending back to the river.  We reached the water as it hurtled through a cool shoot, the rocks smoothed by the swift current.  We hopped rocks to cross the stream and reached the Pillar Annex, a series of overhanging red rock with numerous nooks and crannies.  We continued on and the path started the climb again, this time a bit steeper.  As we pushed towards the dreaded ‘really steep section’ some grey clouds came over the mountains and lingered.   Gabby was starting to lag behind, so we stopped on a boulder for lunch and decision time.
Playing in the river
We were just about at the base of the difficult section of the hike and rain was threatening.   I, of course, was fool-hardy ready to push on, throwing no caution to the wind, but Gabby was not feeling it and had a more realistic view of the weather.  We ended up eating and subsequently falling asleep on our sun warmed boulder for a good half hour.   

Once we woke, it was clear we wouldn't be reaching any summits for the day.  We took our time and explored little gullies and anything that interested us on the hike back.  At one point we decided to leave the trail and follow the pebble banks of the river.  This was really fun, but a bit dangerous as the seemingly solid banks continually shifted under our feet.  We had fun jumping around for a bit before joining back up with the trail.  As we did so, the skies decided to open up.  We got on our rain coats, but were quickly soaked to the bone, and hiked quickly to warm ourselves up.  We made good time on the way back down.  When we reached our tent, we stripped down and were glad that the campground had shower facilities with hot water!  After our wonderful warming showers, we retreated into our small tent where we snacked on chippies, played cards, read, and napped; all while listening to the rain patter on the tent flaps.   Eventually the deluge abated and wrapped in blankets, I was able to get the braii going.  We moved the picnic bench close to the fire and huddled close as the coals started to light.  We opened a bottle of red wine and threw some pre-seasoned chicken on the grill.  We sat and enjoyed our wine as the chicken slowly cooked.  Unfortunately, it started to drizzle again.  We didn’t care we were ravenous, so we waited until the chicken was done, stripped it off the bone, and devoured the simplest yet most delicious chicken-on-a-roll sandwiches we’d ever had.  Perfect.  After our feast, we dove into the tent just as the rain really started to fall again.  It certainly wasn’t the most ideal camping weather, but we made it work and had a blast.  

A Day in the Berg - 12/19/12

Gabby and I drink from the clean, crisp mountain water

Some of the towering cliffs on the Sleeping Beauty Cave hike
BEN - We woke up today and went through the usual morning routine.  After all the check outs and rides were done, we caught a ride into town to get some shopping done.  We started at Mr. Price, the cheap clothing store, where I was able to sneakily buy Gabby a Christmas present.  We then headed to the stationary shop to print a project Gabby has been working on, our Christmas cards!   My first one ever, Gabby did a nice job, and we printed single postcard/pictures which I was then able to write little notes on the back.  As we printed our cards, a crazy hail storm unleashed outside.  When we finished, and stepped outside, the sun was miraculously shining.  The weather is wild here.   We finished our errands at Spar for some good ol’ grocery shopping.  We returned and didn't exactly feel up to making a complicated meal (still a bit sun burnt and tired from yesterday’s hike), so we decided on spaghetti Bolognese.  We whipped it up quick, ate, and retreated to bed excited for the prospect of another hike in the mountains tomorrow.

Sleeping Beauty Caves - 12/18/12

View from inside Sleeping Beauty Caves
GABBY - This morning we woke up around 5:30 am to accompany Steve to Drakensberg Gardens.  Before we left, we said a tearful, but drowsy goodbye to Claire as she would be leaving later on this morning and we wouldn’t be seeing her again.  Both Ben and I had an awesome time with her and we were very sad to see her go.  Ben and I packed lunches for the day as we would be hiking up the famed Sleeping Beauty Caves.  This hike is not super touristy or publicized, but those who do it rave about its beauty and splendor.  Ben and I hopped in the back of the truck with a French guest (JJ) as Leon, Steve’s friend took the front seat next to Steve.  It was a bit chilly in the brisk morning air.  We were in the open bed of the Land Cruiser for the duration of the 29 km trek to the Park’s Board of the Drakensberg Mountains.  JJ was also interested in hiking and after we told him about the different hikes, decided on Sleeping Beauty Caves, as well.  We started out hiking together, which was certainly not ideal seeing as Ben and I were trying to have some time away from guests, the backpackers, and all other humans.  I subtly stopped for a picture and water break, which worked like a charm.  JJ pressed on with his what Ben called “old man sticks”, or walking sticks.  We were both so happy to be hiking at our own pace and were thrilled to be able to engage in any sort of conversation we could think of.  We knew on our ride over to Drak, that the day was going to be hot.  There was not a cloud in the sky to start our hike, the sun warming our backs as we walked through
the canyon.  We followed the river, which led us right through two mountains.  It was a gorgeous hike through tall grasses and orange wildflowers.  Eventually, the trail led us across the river.  There were not enough dry rocks to safely hop our way across, so we took our shoes off and carefully tiptoed to the other side.  We put our shoes back on, only to hike a couple more feet to another river crossing.  I took my shoes and socks off again, not wanting to hike in wet shoes for the rest of the day.  Ben was already fed up with tying, untying and tying again so he decided to just walk right through the water in his shoes.  The river crossings happened a couple more times, Ben patiently waiting for me as I took off my hiking boots.  Finally he came up with the idea of becoming my personal pack mule.  He let me jump on his back, while he walked across the river in his shoes.  It definitely wasn’t one of our safest ideas, but one that got us across the river in a more timely fashion.  We began a steep ascent after our river crossings, which resulted in frequent water breaks.  We reached a high peak where we stopped to take a break.  From our spot, we could hear the rushing of the river below us.  We could also see down the valley in which we had just climbed.  There was dense forest below us, but we could see the tall grasses in the distance where we began our hike.  Perhaps the most breathtaking view was the one in front and above us.  There were a couple enormous boulders shooting out.  One reminded me of a princess castle, which made me think that we were close to Sleeping Beauty Caves.  On a couple of these boulders, we could see a trickle of water running off the tops.  Against the sun, the droplets looked as though they disintegrated into nothing.  I compared the droplets to tiny handfuls of fairy dust getting poured over the peaks of the boulders.  It was truly an incredibly breathtaking view.  We continued on, passing mini waterfalls along the way until we stumbled upon our destination.  There was a massive rock overhang that shot out over the mountain river pass forming the majesty of the caves.  Ben and I attempted to capture the grandeur of the caves with our cameras, but to no avail.  There was too much cave to fit in such a tiny frame.  We walked up and out of the cave (it was chilly when the sun was blocked) and settled on a lunch spot just above the caves.  We were surrounded by green trees, the river, the cave below us and a bunch of big sun-bathing boulders; not a bad spot for a picnic!  We scarfed down our sandwiches, Pringles and chocolate before basking in the sun’s rays.  Ben bopped around the boulders like a little monkey while I took a small catnap.  We decided to continue on, since our makeshift trail map indicated there was another cave just up from where we were.  It was also still pretty early (around noon) and we were happy to get back to the farm as late as possible.  We hiked up and were surrounded by a completely different landscape.  We were in a field of greenery, with lots of different wildflowers.  We walked through the plain, surrounded on both sides with mountain ranges.  It was starting to get a little cloudy and the trail had seemingly dissipated, but we marched on.  We saw JJ walking in the opposite direction and paused for a little small talk (very small talk since he only spoke French fluently).  Ben and I continued on in search of “Engagement Cave”, as it was called on the trail map.  I was getting pretty beat, and admittedly a little cranky, but Ben insisted we push on and just see what’s around the corner.  We turned the corner and saw that our field had come to a dead end with large, green, pointy mountains standing in our way.  We crossed the river again and headed up a hill, since we thought we saw some semblance of a trail.  It turned out to be just a bank in the hill, not a trail or path at all.  We walked to the top of the hill and were astounded at what we had stumbled upon.  The top of the hill was actually a mountain ridge that severed the two valleys below.  Ben and I were able to decipher what we believed to be the border of Lesotho and South Africa.  To our right, we saw a deep river valley, which we assumed went to Bushman’s Nek (where we went on our Lesotho trip on horseback).  To our left we could see for miles proven by the fact that we could our beloved little town of Underberg way off in the distance.  It was a beautiful sight, and I hate to admit it, but Ben was right to push us to continue our hike.  We never found Engagement Cave, maybe it’s a sign that we’re not quite ready for that level of commitment yet.

Baboons!
We took a different path back because we walked along the ridge for awhile.  We hiked down a steep slope to the river and followed that back towards Sleeping Beauty Caves.  I was just about to start singing Christmas Carols when Ben stopped me with his arm and yelled, “Baboons!”  “Silent Night” would have to wait.  High up on the hill to our right, were 3 baboons (mom, dad and baby).  We continued to walk and watch as they moved quickly along the mountainous terrain.  We then saw a couple baboons in front of us on the trail, but they ran way ahead of us.  We were both stunned and so psyched to have seen some wildlife on our hike.  We were giddy with excitement when we turned a corner near Sleeping Beauty Caves.  When we turned, we came across an entire family of baboons, between 20 and 30 monkeys.  We had the higher ground, but they were only about 15 yards ahead of us.  The situation started out fine; Ben was taking pictures, I was videoing, it was all good.  We sat there for a good 10 minutes watching them and being watched.  Some of the big baboons would occasionally bark at us or call to the other monkeys.  Eventually, fear started to settle in.  I was getting really scared because we had heard some horror stories about baboons.  They were also headed down our trail, which was the only one we knew of back to the Park’s Board.  No wild animal likes to feel threatened and I think they were since there were babies in the pack.  We hadn’t split them up, but they certainly noticed our presence and were keen on keeping tabs on us.  After a couple loud shrieks and calls from our end, we decided to take action.  Ben picked up some small stones and hurled them at some boulders close to the baboons; the object being to scare them, never to hurt them.  Our scare tactic seemed to work and they headed down off the boulders, but still on our trail.  We headed down slowly, me latched onto Ben as a baby baboon would be to his/her mother.  I picked up a big rock in case I had to use some serious self defense.  Ben threw a couple more rocks managing to split up the pack.  I knew that wasn’t good, but we didn’t have a choice.  We hurried down the valley noticing the two packs of monkeys on either side of us on the mountain faces.  The baboons had the higher ground, oh how the tables had turned.  Ben and I made our way through the caves and down the mountain quickly until the baboons were completely out of sight.  Everything worked out fine, but if they had chose to attack, Ben and I would have been done for.  There were so many of them and it would have been impossible for us to fight them all off.  It was a unique experience, but definitely one that could have easily been devastating.  We hiked all the way back to Drakensberg Gardens Hotel where we sipped on chocolate milkshakes and chewed on crispy French fries.  While we were sitting there, I couldn’t help feeling a little shell shocked.  We had just hiked for 8 hours, encountered no human except for the one French guest that went with us, and dodged death by baboons.  Now here we sat, in a resort situation filled with golfers and tanning beauties.  Talk about a whole new world!  We hitch hiked back home with a wealthy family man from Durban.  We made small talk until he dropped us off at the bottom of Khotso’s driveway.  Ben and I made ourselves some hot dogs before completely passing out after an exhilaratingly exhausting day.